IrishSpaghettiOmoChroi

When my guy friend is describing his ex

whatshouldwsucallme:

bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons:

lastlordoftime:

Do you all realize that we’ll have to say goodbye to Ten AGAIN after the 50th anniversary? 

As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

zohbugg:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.